Matthew: “Did you notice that uh,A.J.’s pregnant?”
Paget: “Yeah I noticed A.J.’s pregnant.”
Matthew: “Is that something you might be interested in? Getting pregnant?”
This ball of light, this tiny ball of light, floated through my chest, floated through me right here. I heard a voice, whisper my name-a-ame. What exactly did I say, may I ask? HEy. I said Hey? (HEY) You said Hey. (HEY) Hey, HEY, hey, he said hey, HEY. You’re my light, you’re my tiny ba-all of light.. (you’re my lil’ tiny ball of light…)
- Brought his BAMF of a grandmother along to hit on Marky Mark (I still call him that too).
- Just completely did not give any fucks at all.
- Held the same hands-tied stance every time he was on stage.
- Tweeted the whole fucking way through, getting his phone out on stage.
- Dressed in drag, lest we ever forget.
- Didn’t win his award but -TROLOLOL- he was presenting anyway.
- “How To Train Your Dragon… that’s disgusting.”
ACADEMY, WE’RE COMING FOR YOUR AWARDS
ALL OF THEM
or a good portion of them at-least.
- Matthew: I'm going to go in early and drink all the whiskey so by the time Ice Cube gets there...is Ice Cube even-
- Random guy: No, actually, he's not on the list.
- Other random guy: LL Cool J is.
- Matthew: LL Cool J! Sorry, sorry, sorry. If anyone asks, Shemar said that.