July 2012
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someone: what's your favorite movie
me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
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wheelcher:
oatmeal raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip
mumsawitch:
On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
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you know what really sucks
summer colds
June 2012
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When you go to a friend's house to stay the night...
miss-meg:
an-idiosyncratic-method:
You know the one.
It’s made of wool.
It has satiny trim that tries to deceive you into thinking this will be a nice blanket experience.
But it’s not.
Every house has one.
It’s buried deep in the bowels of the linen closet, under some afghans and a comforter with the down coming out of it, but make no mistake.
The scratchy blanket is there.
And it...
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adrians:
if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”
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When your OTP even just look at each other.
captaincuteandcuddly:
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dropperoftea:
it’s not a real fandom until the characters have been sorted into hogwarts houses
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Watchdualpaperbags:
bendthelight:
omg
at first I was like “awwww” and then the music started and i died
