Clint is like - Someone here hasn’t seen Terminator and thought building an incredibly powerful learning robot was a good idea.
#But that’s none of my business
Can you imagine Harry trying to parent his children and tell them they need to settle down but then James Sirius just pulls out his edition of Harry James Potter: A History and goes, “When you were my age you followed an alleged mass murderer into a tunnel, faced a werewolf and nearly got killed by dementors. I think I can go to The Bent-Winged Snitches concert.”
Some Captain America fans have literally no concept of historical context, like “oh my god, imagine when he woke up and found out that while he was frozen, the slaves were freed, the American colonies achieved independence from Britain, and mankind discovered fire!!”
Don’t forget the heart break he’ll feel when he sees the bones of his faithful t-rex on display at the museum of natural history.
he just can’t let it go
ALSO STOP MAKING FUCKING EXCUSES FOR GETTING EXCITED ABOUT KINGDOM HEARTS NO ONE’S GONNA JUDGE YOU JESUS CHRIST IT’S LIKE HEARING THE GOD DAMN ICE CREAM TRUCK JINGLE ON YOUR BLOCK YOU DONT STOP TO PUT ON PANTS YOU JUST RUN OUTSIDE IN YOUR UNDERWEAR SCREAMING EXCITEDLY ALONG WITH THE REST OF YOUR FANDOM WAVING YOUR MONEY IN THE AIR LIKE YOU’RE IN THAT ONE FUCKED UP SCENE IN LORD OF THE FLIES
How to Become Cyclops from X-Men!
So you say I’m your hero, huh? Then be like me! XD
you can hate the percy jackson movies but you’ll never hate them as much as rick riordan does